Guys, it was a good year to be a snake.

Guys, it was a good year to be a snake.

Snakes were everywhere in the news/your life.

Snakes were everywhere in the news/your life.

Snakes were ON THE COME UP.

Snakes were ON THE COME UP.

@mrskarla_vzqz

The snake emoji really thrived.

The snake emoji really thrived.

It had a LIFE OF ITS OWN.

It had a LIFE OF ITS OWN.

Snakes were most recently employed against Blac Chyna in her breakup with Rob Kardashian.

@blacchyna / Via instagram.com

But also real-life snakes HAD A REALLY GREAT YEAR. They were in everybody's houses.* Like this 16-foot python that slid on into this woman's bedroom in the middle of the night.

*I should clarify, everybody’s houses in Australia.

There was the snake who decided he'd blend in with the garland on a Christmas tree.

Snake Catcher Victoria Australia

Also, Australia.

And there was the HORRIFIED woman who found two pythons fighting in her pool — over the love of a third snake.

Yep, Australia again.

There's currently a bloke down here drinking a VB tally and chucking his pet snake around. Amazing

A video posted by Vegan Fox (@indy.bones) on

Don’t drop your beer, bro.

Please enjoy the entire horror show here:

La vibora voladora…ja ja ja. Una experiencia única en el Vuelo Torreón-México, vuelo 231 de Aeroméxico. Eso si…… https://t.co/KUopRP4WDf

— Indalecio Medina (@Inda_medina)

BBTV CH7 Thailand via AP

BBTV CH7 Thailand via AP

 

TOILET PYTHONS ARE MY LITERAL NIGHTMARE. Also, he’s OK.

We asked important snake questions.

We asked important snake questions.

@tinysnekcomics / Via Instagram: @tinysnekcomics

And had important snake thoughts.

And had important snake thoughts.

Everybody was feeling the existential dread/delight of snakes.

Everybody was feeling the existential dread/delight of snakes.

Up in Canada, 75,000 snakes awoke at once for mating season. Also, our nightmares awoke.

Snakes helped us make important decisions.

Snakes helped us make important decisions.

They are really going places.

They are really going places.

Just hopefully NOT IN YOUR HOUSE.

Malaysia Civil Defence Force / EPA

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