Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are King and Queen of Australia. I think. I don’t even know. I just assumed they were, but I could be wrong.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are King and Queen of Australia. I think. I don't even know. I just assumed they were, but I could be wrong.

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Anyway, they are also apparently King and Queen of unnecessary nicknames for telling their kids they wanna be left alone to do adult things (if you know what I mean ).

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In an interview with The Moms on SiriusXM, Nicole was asked about having sexy time when the kids are home. To which she replied:

“[We tell them] Mommy and Daddy need to have kissy-kissy time.”

That’s right. She says that Mommy and Daddy need to have kissy-kissy time.

That's right. She says that Mommy and Daddy need to have kissy-kissy time.

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Which brings me to this question: Why even mention that you need kissy-kissy time?! WHY MUST THE CHILDREN BE AWARE OF KISSY-KISSY TIME? Can’t the kids live in blissful ignorance thinking that their parents have never touched each other sexually and their birth was nothing short of a miracle like the rest of us mere mortals?!?!?

They know too much. We all do.

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