Because Clark thought he was a total badass:

Because this scene made you laugh your ass off:

Because even though you know the damn tree wouldn’t fit, it was hilarious:

Because even though Clark was an idiot, you love him anyway:

Because Clark was a total smart-ass:

Because you totally got emotional when Clark got stuck in the attic:

Because Cousin Eddie is a national treasure:

Because you love to hate the Griswold’s neighbors:

Because Grandpa was totally reading Sassy:

Because Ellen told it how it was:

Because when they finally got the lights to work, it was magical.

Because the deflated turkey dinner was just hilarious:

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Because Aunt Bethany gave them her ACTUAL cat for Christmas… gift wrapped:

Until the cat was electrocuted and you know, DIED.

Because you totally wanted Clark’s moose eggnog cups:


Because Cousin Eddie kidnapped Clark’s boss and hilarity ensued:

And because of when the cops came and Ellen ended up liked this: