Chrissy Teigen out-internetted herself.

Cole Sprouse gave us the Suite Life/Riverdale crossover we didn’t know we needed.

Ryan Reynolds had some airplane difficulties.

Jenna Fischer had a mini Office reunion.

Rita Ora ordered an ideal amount of pizza.

Zach Braff got a Golden Globe Award-winning butt dial.

Greatest butt dial ever. I listened to his glorious butt for 5 minutes.

— Zach Braff (@zachbraff)

Joe Jonas found himself.

Look who I found @GUESS

— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas)

The Rock and Lin-Manuel had a love fest.

@TheRock you are literally The Sexiest Man Alive.

— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel)

Ryan Seacrest made this important observation.

As if I needed a national holiday in order to celebrate margaritas

— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest)

Kerry Washington got the most Scandal-perfect cake to ever exist.

Uhm. THIS IS A CAKE! Whaaaaaat? #scandal100

— kerry washington (@kerrywashington)

Zac Efron reminded the world of how damn flawless the Efron genes are.

Fishing with my bro @DylanEfron and the boys. Life’s good

— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron)

Skylar Astin and Anna Camp had an aca-amazing Twitter exchange.

Skylar Astin and Anna Camp had an aca-amazing Twitter exchange.

Reese Witherspoon had some on-brand wine.

#NewZealand is known for its wine. Naturally, this one’s my favorite… #Blondie 💛🍷🍇

— Reese Witherspoon (@RWitherspoon)

Anna Kendrick deciphered language for us.

So….. “I’m hearing you” is code for “I don’t care, but I want this conversation to be over” right?

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47)

Bette Midler gave us the real Oscars lowdown.

Everyone is getting ready for the Oscars this week. Hollywood waxers have probably already seen more red carpets than they can handle.

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler)

And Justin Bieber had an accident.

Someone got me flowers and I was driving, made a turn, and the water spilled on my dick area…Didn’t bother me if it made ya laugh nice!

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber)